Joke l:
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” the man asked.
The wife replied, “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it I found in your pocket.” The man then said, “When l was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.” The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man was watching TV when his wife hit him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon regaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied, “Your horse phoned.”
Joke 2:
“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees.
“Yes, sir, ” the new employee replied.
“Well, then, that makes everything just fine, ” the boss went on. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral. she stopped in to see you!”
Joke 3:
“Oh, I am happy to see you, ” the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side. “Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us. ” The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that?” she asked.
“I heard him tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit, ” the little boy answered.
Joke 4:
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he signaled for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what Martha?”
“What dear?” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
“I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck…”
【小題1】The wife became angry suddenly in Joke 1 because __________.
A.she had her frying pan burned while away |
B.her husband made a bet on a horse but lost |
C.her husband was carrying with himself a woman’s name |
D.her husband’s pocket money was lost without any reason |
A.The organization of the horse races of a club. |
B.Jenny the man chose to bet on in the races. |
C.Jenny who won the race successfully. |
D.Jenny whom the man made friends with. |
A.He was lucky to see the employee’s former grandmother. |
B.The employee’s grandmother has come into heaven after death. |
C.He has figured out that the employee told a lie to him. |
D.The employee’s grandmother was an honest woman. |
A.His father likes to make fun of his mother-in-law. |
B.He likes to play tricks on others. |
C.His mother is strict with him. |
D.His father doesn’t like his mother-in-law to come. |
A.he is thankful for his selfless and lovely wife |
B.he realizes he is unlucky to have married his wife |
C.it is fortunate to experience so many unforgettable things |
D.his wife deserves all his love because of her devotion |
【小題1】C
【小題2】D
【小題3】C
【小題4】D
【小題5】B
解析試題分析:本文講了四則笑話。1. 妻子在丈夫的口袋里發(fā)現(xiàn)了寫著女人名字的字條。丈夫騙他的妻子說是馬的名字。妻子說馬打電話來了;2. 職員請(qǐng)假去參加祖母的葬禮早退,結(jié)果祖母來公司看他來了;3. 男孩的父親很不情愿他的丈母娘來,對(duì)孩子說,如果他姥姥來,他就跳墻;4. 丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f她一直和一起度過那些糟糕的時(shí)刻。妻子感到很溫暖?墒钦煞蛴终f:我覺得你給我?guī)砹藟倪\(yùn)氣。
【小題1】細(xì)節(jié)理解題。由“That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it I found in your pocket.”可知妻子在丈夫的口袋里發(fā)現(xiàn)了寫著女人名字的字條。故選C。
【小題2】細(xì)節(jié)理解題。由“Your horse phoned.”可知,丈夫說珍妮是馬是在騙他的妻子,因此是紙片上的女人打電話來了。故選D。
【小題3】推理判斷題。職員請(qǐng)假去參加祖母的葬禮早退,結(jié)果祖母來公司看他來了,因此老板知道職員在撒謊。選C最佳。
【小題4】推理判斷題。由“I heard him tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit, ” the little boy answered.”可知男孩的父親很不情愿他的丈母娘來。故選D。
【小題5】推理判斷題。由“I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck…”可知,男人認(rèn)為他的不幸全是由于娶了他太太,因此認(rèn)為她是個(gè)禍水。故選B。
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In 1943, when I was 4, my parents moved from Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, to Fairbanks, Alaska, where adventure was never very far away.
We arrived in the summer, just in time to enjoy the midnight sun. All that sunlight was fantastic for Mom's vegetable garden. Working in the garden at midnight tended to throw her timing off, so she didn't care much about my bedtime.
Dad was a Railway Express agent and Mom was his clerk. That left me in a mess. I usually managed to find some trouble to get into. Once I had a little Are going in the dirt basement of a hotel. I had tried to light a barrel(桶) of paint but couldn't really get a good fire going. The smoke got pretty bad, though, and when 1 made my exit, a crowd and the police were there to greet me. The policemen took my matches and drove me
Mom and Dad were occupied in the garden and Dad told the police to keep me, and they did! I had a tour of the prison before Mom rescued me. 1 hadn't turned 5 yet.
As I entered kindergarten, the serious cold began to set in. Would it surprise you to know that I soon left part of my tongue on a metal handrail at school?
As for Leonhard Seppala, famous as a dog sledder (駕雪橇者), I think I knew him well because I was taken for a ride with his white dog team one Sunday. At the time I didn't realize what a superstar he was, but I do remember the ride well. I was wrapped (包裹) heavily and well sheltered from the freezing and blowing weather.
In 1950, we moved back to Coeur d'Alene, but we got one more Alaskan adventure when Leonhard invited us eight years later by paying a visit to Idaho to attend a gathering of former neighbors of Alaska.
【小題1】What can be inferred about the author's family?
A.His father was a cruel man. |
B.His parents didn't love him. |
C.His parents used to be very busy. |
D.His mother didn't have any jobs. |
A.He learned to smoke. |
B.He was locked in a basement. |
C.He was arrested by the police. |
D.He nearly caused a fire accident. |
A.Leonhard was good at driving dog sleds. |
B.The author spent his whole childhood in Alaska. |
C.Leonhard often visited the author's family after 1950. |
D.The author suffered a lot while taking the dog sled in Alaska. |
A.To look back on his childhood with adventures. |
B.To describe the extreme weather of Alaska. |
C.To express how much he misses Leonhard. |
D.To show off his pride in making trouble. |
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Ugly would have been a dark grey tabby, striped-type, except for the sores covering his head, neck, even his shoulders with thick, yellowing scabs. Every time someone saw Ugly there was the same reaction. "That's one UGLY cat!!"
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Ugly died in my arms before I could get inside, but I sat and held him for a long time afterward thinking about how one scarred, deformed little stray could so alter my opinion about what it means to have true pureness of spirit, to love so totally and truly. Ugly taught me more about giving and compassion than a thousand book lecture or talk show specials ever could, and for that I will always be thankful. He had been scarred on the outside, but I was scarred on the inside, and it was time for me to move on and learn to love truly and deeply. To give my total to those I cared for.
Many people want to be richer, more successful, well liked, beautiful, but for me, I will always try to be Ugly.
【小題1】Why did the tomcat get 3 things with him?
A.Because his mother deserted him. |
B.Because the residents disliked him |
C.Because other animals always attacked him. |
D.Because he spent his life outside, which affected him.. |
A.the tomcat was not kind to the children |
B.the tomcat sometimes bit young children |
C.the tomcat was really dirty and nasty. |
D.the tomcat might carry some viruses with him |
A.The adults threw rocks at him |
B.The neighbors wanted to drive him with a pipe |
C.The owners would get his paws trapped in the doors |
D.The tomcat was killed by some dog |
A.He shared his love with the writer |
B.He struggled to stand up |
C.He shouted at the writer |
D.He begged the writer to save him. |
A.Because he loved Ugly so deeply |
B.Because the Ugly taught him to love totally and truly |
C.Because he hated it that his neighbors were so cruel |
D.Because he found some similarities between them |
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They came to a small village .They drove past a church and then two houses without lights on. There was nobody about to tell them where they were,or where the road went. Just then,Ben saw a telephone box,twenty meters or so further on. While he walked back along the road to see if there was a name outside the church,Susan telephoned their friends and told them that they were still on their way.
Their friends were just saying that the dinner was already getting rather cold,when Ben came back to the telephone box,his head down against the wind. He said that there was a tree lying across the road,and that the telephone lines were down. Susan heard nothing more from their friends about the dinner.
【小題1】Some time later Ben and Susan found they took a wrong road because ________.
A.their friends lived nearer than they drove |
B.the road was getting narrower and their car alone was on it |
C.the hard wind made them get lost |
D.the road was not the same as before |
A.he was sure to find some people who knew Dorling |
B.he hoped to get help from there |
C.he wanted to telephone his friends where they were |
D.he wanted to stay there for the night |
A.the telephone lines were broken by a tree |
B.the strong wind made too much noise |
C.they got angry |
D.they had all left |
A.Ben and his wife often went out for dinners |
B.Ben and his wife lived in the country |
C.both Ben and his wife were shortsighted(近視的) |
D.Ben and his wife seldom(很少) went to Dorling |
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I was about to leave when he took a pair of soft leather boots off a shelf.
“See what I can do?”he said with pride.“Only three of us in Paris can do this kind of work.”
When I got back out into the street, the world seemed brand-new to me. He was something out of an ancient legend, this old craftsman with his way of speaking familiarly, his very strange dusty felt hat, his funny accent and his pride in his craft.
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【小題1】Which of the following is true about the old cobbler?
A.He was equipped with the best repairing tools. |
B.He was the only cobbler in the Marais. |
C.He was proud of his skills. |
D.He was a native Parisian. |
A.nowadays you can hardly find anyone like him |
B.it was difficult to communicate with this man |
C.the man was very strange |
D.the man was too old |
A.realize their abilities | B.gain happiness |
C.make money | D.gain respect |
A.craftsmen make a lot of money | B.whatever you do, do it well |
C.craftsmen need self-respect | D.people are born equal |
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One day an ant was drinking at a small stream and fell in. She made desperate efforts to reach the side, but made no progress at all. The poor ant almost exhausted was still bravely doing her best when a dove saw her.Moved with pity, the bird threw her a blade of grass, which supported her like a raft, and thus the ant reached the bank again. While she was resting and drying herself in the grass, she heard a man come near. He was walking along barefooted with a gun in his hand. As soon as he saw the dove, he wished to kill it. He would certainly have done so, but the ant bit him in the foot just as he raised his gun to fire. He stopped to see what had bit him, and the dove immediately flew away. It was an animal much weaker and smaller than herself that had saved her life.
【小題1】The ant could not reach the side though _______.
A.she cried for help |
B.she asked the dove to save her |
C.she tried very hard |
D.she could smell well |
A.she was the ant's friend |
B.she took pity on the poor ant |
C.the ant was almost exhausted |
D.the ant had been struggled in the water for a long time |
A.a(chǎn) leaf | B.a(chǎn) piece of wood | C.a(chǎn) blade of grass | D.a(chǎn) raft |
A.the dove immediately flew away |
B.the dove hid himself in the grass |
C.the ant told the dove to leave at once |
D.he felt something biting him in the foot |
A.how clever the ant was |
B.how kind the dove was |
C.how the ant and the dove helped each other |
D.we often need help from others, therefore we should help others as much as |
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White set off from Trafalgar Square, in London, on 19th June 2004 and was back 299 days later. He spent more than l,300 hours in the saddle(車座)and destroyed four sets of tyres and three bike chains. He had the adventure of his life crossing Europe, the Middle East, India, Asia, Australia, New Zealand and the Americas. Amazingly, he did all of this with absolutely no support team. No jeep carrying food, water and medicine. No doctor. Nothing! Just a bike and a very, very long road.
The journey was lonely and desperate at times. He also had to fight his way across deserts, through jungles and over mountains. He cycled through heavy rains and temperatures of up to 45 degrees, all to help people in need. There were other dangers along the road. In Iran, he was chased by armed robbers and was lucky to escape with his life and the little money he had. The worst thing that happened to him was having to cycle into a headwind on a road that crosses the south of Australia. For 1,000 kilometres he battled against the wind that was constantly pushing him. This part of the trip was slow, hard work and depressing, but he made it in the end. Now Mr. White is back and intends to write a book about his adventures.
【小題1】When Phil White returned from his trip, he________.
A.broke the world record | B.collected money for Oxfam |
C.destroyed several bikes | D.travelled about 1,300 hours |
A.Very slow but exciting. | B.Very long and difficult. |
C.Very smooth but tiring. | D.Very lonely and depressing. |
A.fought heroically against robbers in Iran |
B.experienced the extremes of heat and cold |
C.managed to ride against the wind in Australia |
D.had a team of people who travelled with him |
A.Imaginative. | B.Patriotic. | C.Modest. | D.Determined. |
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I grew up in Jamaica Plain. My best friend Rose and I used to dream about raising a family of our own someday and living next door to one another.
Our dream remained alive through school and beyond. Rose was my maid of honor when I married Dick. Later, Dick was stationed in Alaska and we moved. Rose was sad to see me leave, but wished me the best of luck. We remained in touch for a few years before we lost track.
I thought of her several times over the years. All of my children now have families of their own, and Dick passed away a few years ago. Basically, a lifetime has passed. Then one day, near my 80th birthday, I received a phone call “Hi Natalie, it’s Rose,” the voice on the other end said, “ I don’t know if you remember me, but we used to be best friends in Jamaica Plain when we were kids.”
We have spent hours on the phone catching up. Even after 52 years of separation our personalities and interests are still extremely similar. We both share a passion for several hobbies that we each picked up independently several years after we lost touch with one another. It almost feels like we are picking up right where we left off.
Her husband died a few years ago as well, but she mailed me several photographs of her family that were taken over the years. It’s so crazy, just looking at the photos and listening to her description of her family reminds me of my own: a reasonably large, healthy family. Part of me feels like we led fairly similar lives.
I don’t think the similarities between our two lives are a coincidence either. I think it shows that we didn’t just call each other best friend; we truly were best friends and even now we can be best friends again. Real friends have two things in common: a compatible(相容的)personality and a strong-willed character. The compatible personality is what starts the connection between two people. A strong-willed character at both ends is what maintains the connection. If those two ingredients are present in a friendship, the friendship is for real, It can pass the tests of time and long distance between one another and will never disappear
【小題1】From the passage we may know that the author .
A.lived next door to Rose in her childhood |
B.was Rose’s maid of honor when she was married |
C.lost touch of Rose since she moved to Alaska |
D.missed her friend although they lost contact |
A.had a lot to talk on the phone |
B.sent each other photographs of their family |
C.they lived the same life |
D.developed different personalities and hobbies |
A.Rose’s description |
B.coincidence |
C.best friend |
D.the similarities between our two lives |
A.the similarities between their lives are coincident |
B.a(chǎn)lthough they’re not best friends, they have much in commom. |
C.they both have a compatible personality and a strong-willed character |
D.only those who have similar characters can be real friends |
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My scar was still very tender. My arm was numb underneath. As usual, I was taken to an examination room to have my blood drawn, again —a terrifying process for me, since I'm so frightened of needles.
I lay down on the examining table. Ramona entered the room. Her warm smile was familiar, and stood out in contrast to my fears. She knew about my fear of needles, and she kindly hid the equipment under a magazine. As we opened the blouse, the fresh scar on my chest could be seen.
She said, “How is your scar healing?”
I said, “I think pretty well. I wash around it gently each day.” The memory of the shower water hitting my numb chest flashed across my face.
She gently reached over and ran her hand across the scar, examining the smoothness of the healing skin and looking for any irregularities. I began to cry gently and quietly. She brought her warm eyes to mine and said, “You haven't touched it yet, have you?” And I said, “No.”
So this wonderful, warm woman laid the hand on my chest and she gently held it there. For a long time, I continued to cry quietly. In soft tones she said, “This is part of your body. This is you. It's okay to touch it.” But I couldn't. So she touched it for me. The scar. The healing wound. And beneath it, she touched my heart. Then Ramona said, “I'll hold your hand while you touch it.” So she placed her hand next to mine, and we both were quiet. That was the gift that Ramona gave me.
【小題1】After I got my first chemotherapy treatment, _________.
A.I began to feel better | B.my scar was still painful |
C.I could hardly stretch my arm | D.I got tired of operation |
A.cheer me up | B.rid my fear |
C.make me amused | D.tease me |
A.she was careless | B.she hurt me |
C.I started to cry | D.she was in tears |
A.because of Ramona’s encouragement |
B.because I could face the fact |
C.because of Ramona’s gentleness |
D.because Ramona and I became friends |
A.Objective | B.Grateful | C.Doubtful | D.Helpless |
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